Colombian-born actor John Leguizamo has sex in silence in order to preserve his voice for louder, slightly less salacious pastimes. Like Ice Age 2: The Meltdown.
In order to protect his trademark grating wail for the stage and screen, John Leguizamo says he refrains from drinking alcohol (unless he’s celebrating something important, like drinking), caffeinated products, smoking and…
…Engaging in loud sex on purpose to piss off the annoying old women who live on floor above us. Him. Above him. Says John, softly:
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I don’t scream during sex. I use “mmmm’s” in place of any “OH OH OH’s!”
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We hear you. One recent project that had John whispering filthy, disgusting things into his partner’s ear was Nothing Like the Holidays - that movie about how Latino family holidays are absolutely frightening to gringo significant others. We’re loud and like fried meats and will kiss you hello! Sometimes with tongue if we’re your Creepy Uncle Epifanio!
John’s mom says that, even though he’s super boring and eerily silent and won’t get drunk on cañelazo like everyone else, she really enjoys spending the holidays with him and cooking him his prefererred dishes, like turkey and roast pork. Hehe. Pork. Shh!
This I don’t like. Why is Miss Alba making that happy clown face? I don’t trust it. It’s making me protect my neck with my hands. It’s like a scene out of a horror movie. You know, when the killer maniacally laughs at their victims before shanking them in the froat. When Jessica Alba smiles, the world shakes.
She does look quite happy though 
On Friday afternoon he was hospitalized for pneumonia.
Patrick was scheduled to attend an event at the Television Critics Association in Los Angeles today for his new show The Beast. A&E’s president told reporters, “Patrick Swayze has checked himself into the hospital. However, he asked us specifically to go forward with today’s panel. We wish him the very best with his recovery.”
Patrick, who was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer last year, recently told Barbara Walters in an interview that he’s going through hell. And now this. 2009 was supposed to be better.
We wish him the best and a quick recovery.
EXCLUSIVE: Twilight sequel director Chris Weitz is pandering yet again to fans. There had been considerable concern whether Taylor Lautner could physically do New Moon in which his character Jacob Black transforms into a 7-foot werewolf monster type. But Weitz is keeping him in the role to appease fans who consistently put Lautner in the top echelon of the IMDB STARmeter. Weitz today confirmed that Taylor will be reprising Jacob “with the enthusiastic support of Summit Entertainment, the producers, and Stephenie Meyer. The characters in Stephenie’s books go through extraordinary changes of circumstance and also appearance; so it is not surprising that there has been speculation about whether the same actor would portray a character who changes in so many surprising ways throughout the series. But it was my first instinct that Taylor was, is, and should be Jacob, and that the books would be best served by the actor who is emotionally right for the part. I think that fans of Twilight the book and the movie will be surprised by the Jacob Black that Taylor will bring to the screen in New Moon; and I’m looking forward to working with him and the rest of the cast in realizing the film.” Meyer added, “I was very much a part of this decision. My first priority was always what was best for New Moon — what was going to give us the best possible movie. I’m truly thrilled that Taylor was the one who proved to the director, to Summit, and to me that he is the best possible Jacob we could have. And I’m very much looking forward to what he’s going to bring to Jacob’s character this year.”
No, Brit Brit and her Cheetolings are not dressed in their mourning black to say goodbye to her freedom. Brit Brit dressed up for her brother’s New Year’s Wedding! And how long do you think she held a conversation with that giant nutcracker before Daddy Spears had to break the devastating news to her. Brit shouted, “But we unnerstan’ each othah! I was fixin’ ta marry up wif him!”
Well, even if he wasn’t made of wood, they still couldn’t get married without a yes nod from Daddy Spears. Two days ago, court papers were filed making it official that Brit Brit is now under the command of lawyer Andrew Wallet and Daddy Spears for eternity!
A judge made the ruling back in October, but it became legally permanent on Monday. Brit agreed with the decision. The order states that Brit Brit isn’t right in the brains just yet, so she is “unable properly to provide for her personal needs for physical health, food, clothing, or shelter.”
OK! says that the main reason to make Daddy Spears Brit Brit’s permanent keeper involved her world tour. Apparently, she couldn’t get insured unless the conservatorship was in place. They were originally going to take the chains off of her on December 31st, but when they found out nobody would insure her, they had to make it permanent.
Don’t fret. Our Lady of Cheetos will karate chop her way through this, because she’s a Karate Kid. I just wish she would “wax on” that weave a little bit, because it’s looking a little straw-ey.
That’s because he just got married for the fourth time in Santa Barbara last week. Don’t stick your head in the oven just yet, because this women’s marriages never last longer than a quick minute. Go watch your personal favorite Oldman movie (mine is Prick Up Your Ears) and by the time you’re finished, the ink on his divorce papers will be dry. That’s how he does it.
50-year-old Gary married 31-year-old jazz singer Alexandra Edenborough in a teeny tiny ceremony last week. His agent confirmed this, because he was Gary’s best man. This is the fourth time Gary has locked a ball and chain to his ankle. His longest marriage lasted four years. His marriage to Uma Thurman was canceled before their 2-year anniversary.
So, yeah, Alexandra better get to work! She doesn’t have much time before Gary quits on her. Get that money before it shuffles off!
And with his whiskers and her eyes, they will have purdy kids. Gary really does have amazing whiskers.
Escandalo! Maybe? I hope. Kelly Rutherford has quit her marriage of two years and she’s three months knocked up! Oh dang. Dat baby ain’t his!
Whatever the case may be, Kelly filed for divorce from Daniel Giersch on December 30th in Los Angeles. She claimed the good old “irreconcilable differences” as the reason why her legal union crashed and burned. I’m pretty sure that in Hollywood, “irreconcilable differences” means the wifey caught the husband getting it on with someone else. Check the legal books.
Kelly and Daniel have a 2-year-old son together they named Hermés Gustaf Giersch.
This is Kelly’s second divorce. Her first marriage lasted a grand total of five whole months. Hey, at least she broke her last record.
2008 was a crazy year for sure, but we are ready for a whole new bag of Hollywood nonsense!
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So, thanks for hanging in there with the craziness that was 2008 and here’s a toast to a smokin’ new year.
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Those who think a model’s career is dunzo after 30 needs to think again.
The industry is buzzing with rumors that Louis Vuitton locked down former James Bond actor Sean Connery as the latest face for its “Journeys” ad campaign. Connery is really not a far stretch from recent ad subjects, which includes an eclectic mix of Keith Richards, Francis Ford and Sofia Coppola, Keith Richards, Catherin Deneuve and former Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.
And the fact is Sir Connery still looks pretty darn good for 78-years-old?
We’d so buy a Louis Vuitton murse from him.
Meg Ryan has a new movie to promote so she’s talking about the end of her marriage to Dennis Quaid and her fling with her PROOF OF LIFE co-star Russell Crowe.
She appears on the new issue of IN STYLE and unfortunately for Meg, her new movie, THE WOMEN, has already tanked at the box office.
But that’s no reason not to trot out a nearly decade old scandal.
SO, everyone knows that Meg and Dennis broke up back in 2000 and at the time it looked like it was because she was having an affair with Russell.
But Meg says Dennis had already been cheating on her for ages.
She explains, “Dennis was not faithful to me for a very long time, and that was very painful. I found out more about that after I was divorced.”
We need to know more!!
Regarding Russell, she says, “I think he took a big hit. But Russell didn’t break up the marriage. He was definitely there at the end, but it wasn’t his fault.”
“I was a mess. I hurt him too at the end. I couldn’t be in another long relationship, it wasn’t the time for that. So I got out.”
So she dumped Russell. Really…
We never thought they would last - you can’t have two flowers (or celebrities) in a relationship. Two high-maintenance people almost never work - you need a flower and a gardener.
Russell got a gardener - his Aussie ex-girlfriend, Danielle Spencer and so did Dennis, he got Kimberly Buffington, the mother of his two twins (the ones who were in the overdose drama at Cedars-Sinai).
But Meg also got her happy ending - she has another flower, but instead of a man, it’s her adopted daughter, Daisy.
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